Ladies and gentlemen of the jury.Citizens of the court.I am here to present my case.I claim that Mr Wolf is not guilty of blowing down 2 houses,breaking and entering and trying to eat the 3 pigs,porky,porky senior and porky junior.Firstly and foremost,mr Wolf had asthma.It would have been impossible for him to blow down even an unsturdy straw or stick house.the pigs porky porky and porky should have let him in,after all he only wanted a cup of sugar to make his old,frail grandmother a birthday cake.The pigs did have reason to protect their house but the wolf had a perfect record until his untimely young death.Upon further notice it was noticed that traces of dynamite was located within the stick and straw houses so I conclude with this.the pigs porky porky and porky have commited insurance fraud,cannibilism,and first degree murder.
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